See what had happened was...
Mama was a little lazy.
Mama can't get over how cute I am
Everything I do is precious and amazing.
He's growing up so fast.
You guys. He’s like practically two.
Who is this child?
Where did mama’s baby go?
Move over, Morgan Freeman.
I’m the best narrator in town.
Defiant. Uncooperative. Confrontational. Toddler.
Toddlers are monsters.
I POOPED IN THE POTTY!
I’m basically an adult now.
Save that drama for yo mama!
Actually, no. Take that ish to someone else.
I can talk! I love to talk!
I’m the talkin’est damn thing you ever saw!
This was a good idea!
Traveling to foreign countries with babies is super fun!
There's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
Like helping people.
Mama says I'm very annoying.
I don’t know what she is talking about.
